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Christmas Queens
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'Twas the Night (Interlude)
'Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through the town Every queen was invited, from fishy, to clown A blizzard was brewing, a snow storm was near But, nothing could keep them from the event of the year Carrying casseroles, presents, and booze They sloshed through the snow in their high-heeled shoes They each braved the blustery, dastardly cold Unaware of the madness the evening would hold And so starts a story that's crazy, but true So snuggle up tight, for Christmas Queens 2
Brrrr! Oh, my God, it's so cold! I know, I can't feel my nose! Here, let me feel it for you Ow! Sorry! Ssss- Ugh, why did I wear these shoes! I know, why did I wear these luxurious 6- 8- 12 inch heels! You mean 2 inch heels? Oh! Doorbell and door knocking Ohp, guess nobody's home, bye!- Door opens Hi, girls! Jackie Beat! Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Oh, heyyy, girllll... Are you gonna get dressed for your own party? Just kidding, you look great Huh, hilarious. Why can't you be that funny on stage, Manila? Oh, shut up, let's get in here There's a load of laundry in the back for you to start on Hi, guys! Merry Christmaaas! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays! Look at this party! Yeah What a joy it is to spend it with you shady bitches I know, I agree! Where's the food? Where are my presents? Ahahaha! Oh, hey, Jiggles. What a beautiful smile! I bought it! It's finally paid for! Girls laughing You know what this party needs? A live goat and a kiddie pool full of butterscotch pudding? Ahahah! No, silly, some music! Let's sing a song! Yeah! Laugh
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