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Dan Bull( Daniel G. L. Bull )
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Election Debate Rap Battle
'In a bid to appeal to the younger electorates The leaders of the three main parties have agreed to a fourth televised debate In the form of a rap battle. Gentlemen, introduce yourselves.'
BROWN: Gordon Brown, Labour Prime Minister My style's like my temper; quite sinister. CAMERON: I represent the Tories, my name's David Cameron The chap with more flash than a cameraman. CLEGG: I'm Nick Clegg, the head of the Lib Dems My timing on the mic is as precise as Big Ben. BROWN: Labour's done amazing things over the last ten years. CAMERON: Two wars, a recession, and cash for peers! Like I said; too many twits make a twat And too many years in power make that. BROWN: Vote for Labour. CAMERON: No, vote Tory. BROWN: Labour. CAMERON: Tory. CLEGG: Hello! Don't ignore me! While these two are stuck in an argument I'm the one with real power in a hung Parliament. To vote Lib Dems is to vote for change. CAMERON: Uh, no, it's to throw your vote away. CLEGG: We're not like the other two - we don't pretend to be. Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com BROWN: We know. You haven't even governed for a century. CLEGG: There's no confidence in the encumbrance and Cameron's incompetent. CAMERON: Well, you're a . Nick: the Tory party's all about family. That's why I like to drag mine out to stand with me. BROWN: Well, I'll never use my kids as props; That is until my approval rating drops. CLEGG: Talking about my private life's forbidden Though I have slept with 30 women. BROWN: Personally, I don't like women - they're bigoted CLEGG: Uh, Gordon, your mic's still transmitting. BROWN: Flipping heck! I offer my sincerest apologies. CAMERON: That gaff was a bigger cock-up than your policies. BROWN: How can you talk about democracy With that spoon stuck in your mouth by the aristocracy? CAMERON: I don't approve of this. BROWN: Then get on your bike. CLEGG: Can I sit in the car following behind? BROWN: No. You're a third wheel. CAMERON: Unstabilised. CLEGG: Whoever wins, I'm being taken for a ride. BROWN: Right, there's only one fair way we can decide. Come on, posh boy: STEP OUTSIDE.
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