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MC Paul Barman
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School Anthem
It's true, most of the time in class I was tempted to 'fool around' man Yeah, that's what it was, yeah You'd be bored You figure, well, why not deprive Someone else of their education'
I may be kidding School's just babysitting I knew girls in AP classes knitting So tedious Homework is tell major lies Or plagiarize encyclopedias
So boring Fresh-faced teachers Want to tickle 'em But a test-based curriculum Excludes exploring I'll let a mystery gas
Out of my blistery ass Just to disrupt the misery Of history class And to entertain your tender brain When your pain is the same As a fender bender with a train
Analyze the engines If you gotta goata the rhododendrons Cut class then serve detentions Say toodle-oo to the trimmed poodles who Will grow up to be the adults you now hate
I know what's futile too Like throwing a spear at Choate I'm not here to gloat I want to be used as your yearbook quote Abolish class rank
Pour sugar in its gas tank Weighted grades really yank my ass crank And stop up my leak hole English and autoshop should be equal Anyway an A is a weak goal
So stultifying It's hard to hold off dying I'm spying on a lobbyist It's obvious Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
Double teachers' salaries and hire smarter Discard the farters who only inspire fire starters What is the meaning of C.L.A.S.S.? Is it a Conspiracy leveled At Sleepy Students trying to pass?
Make like a whirlybird And graduate early word Or pull all the stops out Make the proprietors of a mom And pop shop's eyes pop out
And drop out When I yawn it's hard to hold in drool Drawn dreams of a molten pool Of magma rock raining Ragnarok On the whole dang school Scenes of the old and fool
Ish and possibly cruel Administrators being told The Golden Rule while rolled in stool Superficial superintendent Repainting the facade and banister I'm going to switch your contact lens vial For a Drosophilia Melanogaster cannister
I found college awkward Another teacher, same old chalkboard I felt I was shifting bawkward When I expected to shoot forward Could I possibly have been more bored? Realistically, a stressful sideways
Still skipping readings Still waiting for Fridays School was so damn boring It left me colder than the o-ring Which would not expand and Destroyed the USS Challenger in 1986
An overhaul is long Overdue I'm 0 for 2 If so are you Catch the fever from Wallace Shawn To destroy school 'til all is gone
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