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Eminem( Slim Shady )
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Fucking Crazy
Lyricist:Ken Casey, Matt Kelly, Steve Whale
Hi original bad boy on the case cover your face Came in the place blowed, and sprayed puffy with mase I laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smelly Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling
With a capital, somebody grab me a snapple I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my Adam's apple Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months And said, 'I'm ready now bitch ain't you feelin' these kicks cunt?' The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it
(Yuck) Hit you in the head with a brick till you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick till you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin' you need to kill it 'Cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin' Is fuckin' crazy you hear me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy hello, hi
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin' Is fuckin' crazy do you hear me? Is fuckin' crazy
I'm ice grillin' you, starin' you down with a gremlin' grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium Than a maniac Saudi Arabian A highly combustible head, spazmatic Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Strapped to a kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical condition I flat lined jumped up and ran from the mortician High speed, IV full of Thai weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees stuck together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins it probably all depends On if I keep on killin' my girlfriends
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin' Is fuckin' crazy you hear me? Ha? Is fuckin' crazy, listen
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin' Is fuckin' crazy you hear me? Is fuckin' crazy hello, hi
Last night I O D' d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be Give me eleven excederin' my head'll spin Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls till I shredded skin Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been It's probably AIDS! Forget it then I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
That don't even make sense, like Dykes usin' dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin' I get weeded My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it damn
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